laffy taffy gets deep
shit just got real
spiritual candy
(via legit-humor)
waitress: what would you like to drink
me: the blood of my enemies
waitress:
me:
waitress:
me:
waitress: is pepsi okay?
my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
how about a kitten apocalypse where everyone gets bitten by kittens and turns into kittens lets have one of those
(via lolhomeworkmyass)






